Sneak Peek: Terrence Howard's Album

Um didn't you know?

Terrence Howard is releasing an album, set to hit stores September 2.

Yeah this guy:




I got a sneak peek at some of the upcoming tracks:

Track 1: Ode to baby wipes
Track 2: I'm picking a fight will Bill Cobsy
Track 3: No I've never been with a man before, why do you ask?

Bonus Track: Real men carry purses

To HEAR some of the songs on his album visit People.com. I caution you to avoid listening to this while consuming food or drink as it may possibly shoot out of your nose while you laugh.

Terrence, sorry to talk shit dude, you are a good actor but kind of a weirdo and definitely not a singer.

More Reasons to Love James Franco

Defamer has a great clip from last Friday's Jimmy Kimmel show where Franco describes his experience working on the upcoming film Milk including surprising script updates, working with Sean Penn and a prosthetic penis.

Choking the Chicken

Yesterday my co-workers and I were engaged in a heated discussion in an effort to determine why women are much less likely to openly discuss masturbation than men.

It's not an issue of propriety or morality because for the most part women are as graphic (or even more so) in their discussion of their sexual exploits than men are but you never hear a woman say, "Man I'm gonna go home and rub one out" or talk about the one time they gave themselves a stranger or brag about how often they masturbate in the same way that men do.

Why is this? Why are we so shy about discussing pleasing ourselves but not shy about talking about the blow jobs we gave last weekend?

Shows like Sex and the City talk around the issue by focusing on a specific trendy toy (Hello Rabbit!) but I'm sure none of those women would be willing to admit to each other that they were late for brunch because they were busy buffin the muffin.

In tribute to women who are ballsy enough to talk about it here are some of my favorite songs about self abuse.

I Seen Beyonce at Burger King

Reasons why this video is factually incorrect:

• Everyone knows that Beyonce is all about Popeye's not Burger King. Duh
• Secondly there is no way in hell that 10 dollars would get the double cheese burgers, onion rings, a shake and chicken strips.
• JC Penny does not carry House of Dereon so it's unlikely she would be spotted there. Perhaps Macy's or Sears?

Video of The Day

Corky + Public Enemy = Holy Shit why does this even exist???

Just in time for the Olympic Games

Kayne's new video for the single Champion had just been released.

Nice to see Kanye flexing his creative muscle in the video where a Puppet version of Kanye competes in the Olympic games.




One thing to note --Who is the extra with the huge ass that keeps walking in to the shots?






Um Hai!

G.W. is an ass man

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