Open Letter To The Woman Who Keeps Peeing All Over The Toilet Seat In The First Stall Of The 5th Floor Restroom

Stop it.


xoxo,
Kim


By the way, this is one of the top images that come up when you Google "ewww"

You're welcome

Tay Zonday Tattoo

This will not be funny at all 5 years from now.

This video would be much funnier if they replaced banana with penis

These religious anti-evolution videos, featuring our favorite 80's heart-throb turn born again Christian Kirk Cameron, have been getting a lot traction online.

The video seeks to prove that God created the banana so that it would fit perfectly with the human hand. They call it "The Atheists Nightmare." Seems like a bit of a stretch since the popular easy to eat banana is actually a mutated version of the plantain that needs to be cooked for consumption, but who am I to argue with the wisdom of Mike Seaver? Also to call a banana a "nightmare" a bit alarmist no?

Remy Ma Found Gulity

Rapper Remy Martin has been found guilty on four charges stemming from an incident last July where she was accused of shooting her former friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph after accusing her for stealing $3,000 dollars from her purse.



This is a very very sad story. I am saddened by the stupidity of Remy Ma for shooting someone in an effort to maintain street cred. It's real hard to sell albums from jail--just ask Shine. Shaking my head. The full story can be found here. Also, Remy is facing up to 25 years in prison.

Do Not Take Lessons in Crime From 80's Movies

I don't know why these guys thought they would get away with this. Definitely one for the books in terms of stupid criminal behavior.

Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.

David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.

The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.

A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron's body, and "it's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Browne said.

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What is Andrew McCarthy up to???