It Was Only A Matter of Time

Great Moments in Film Making: The First Minute of the Sarah Pailn Porn

Larry Flint is a genius.

If this first minute is a good indicator this is going to be terrible yet lowbrow brilliant.

My favorite bits:

• The special effects at 18 seconds
• The creepy pervert stare at 48 seconds

Mad Men Personal Marathon This Weekend

Trying to cram in all of Season One this weekend so I can start watching Season Two and finally be able to keep up with the cool kids

What does your faithfull blogger and Liz Lemon have in common?

A mutual love of chic yet affordable handbags!!!





I did some quick research and found that Liz Lemon's character makes would make about $1 million dollars a year.

My salary is just slightly lower, and by slightly I mean I make about a 5th of that (I'm rich beeotches).

So either Liz Lemon is living cheap or I am living waaay above my means.

One of the Worst People Ever

For some unknown reason Carrot Top was granted prime air-time on the largest local morning news program in the number 1 market in the country.

No I do not know why.

It didn't seem like he was promoting anything but he did a wonderful job at the following:

- Being completely frightening in appearance.

- Being Racist

- Being Sexist

- Not being funny

Feel free to join the "I really do hate you Carrot Top" Facebook Group

Way to Bury the Lead

Everyone is talking about this week's wonderfully clever Entertainment Weekly cover.



Yet no one is talking about Jon Stewart's delicate feet.



Do you think Colbert's prior dance training (see the video below) left him with busted feet, hence the need for him to be the "Michelle" and cover up his toes?

Unnecessary Things: Baby Phat Scrubs

I mean, okay, sure--health workers want to be fashionable and scrubs aren't the hippest things but this is completely ridiculous.

Baby Phat scrubs, seriously!!??






Call me when Marc Jacobs starts making a line of hardhats.